Humor and Fun

Sometimes we do things at EdenFantasys just for the fun of it.

Like April Fool’s reviews and candy bikini contests for the guys.  (The guys IN the candy bikinis, of course)

Welcome to the little area of the blog we’ve cordoned off just for silliness!

My Pleasure Phone

Posted by on Apr 7, 2011 in April Fool's Reviews | 9 comments

My Pleasure Phone

Use This product is a multifunctional toy that is used primarily for external stimulation.  Functional for men and women (and couples!  Bring a lover along for vibrational fun!) this toy is discreet but still powerful.  It can be used to stimulate just about any erogenous zone, such as the penis, vagina, nipples or perineum (externally only!). This product, however, is multifunction, so it’s not just a vibrator.  This toy can also be used as a fully functioning cell phone.  You can make or receive calls or text messages to anyone...

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Review on Down There Toy

Posted by on Mar 31, 2011 in April Fool's Reviews, Humor and Fun | 18 comments

Review on Down There Toy

This is a gr8t play with yourself toy. I luv this toy. You gotta turn it on, cuz it takes battries, I don’t know why they have to make them take batries, cuz I had to pay for the…thing, and y’know how XPensive Spencers is! Now I gotta pay for battries or steal them from my little sisters toys and shit. This sex toy seems like an electric teethbrusher, but it looks like a dick! Can you believe they make them so they look just like a dick? But, bigger than the boyfriend. ROLF! At first I was all, “EW, gross, a dick.” But, then my...

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Jump(H)er Cable Nipple Clamps

Posted by on Mar 29, 2011 in April Fool's Reviews, Humor and Fun | 10 comments

Jump(H)er Cable Nipple Clamps

one day me and my girl decided to visit the local sex shop to get something extra special on occasion since we were celebrating our anniversary having been together now for a year.  as soon as we both saw these we looked at each other and new this was it.my girlfriend said she was even starting to get wet right there in the shop thinking about it!!!so we quicky bought them and went back to the dorm to try them out. when i got them out of the package the first thing I noticed was that there were four clamps. now my girl has big tits and all...

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The Cone – More Than Just a Toy

Posted by on Mar 28, 2011 in April Fool's Reviews, Humor and Fun | 9 comments

The Cone – More Than Just a Toy

Summary The cone is a multifunctional toy that acts as a masturbator and harness/holder for vibrators and dildos.  As such, it is useful for men and women alike.   It is a bargain for its price, and can also be used to block your driveway, slow down traffic on your street, or indicate the hazard that exists where you spilled your glass of alcohol after an evening of drinking and carousing on EdenFantasys. Pros Sturdy construction; Blaze orange color makes it safe for outdoor use, Price, Multiples uses Cons Made of questionably safe rubber...

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Bamboo Kitchen Tools

Posted by on Mar 25, 2011 in April Fool's Reviews, Humor and Fun | 7 comments

Bamboo Kitchen Tools

Let’s be frank here.  We all like toys with multiple uses.  Well, I’ve got the implementation to blow you away.  Do you like to see your submissive with a delicious cherry red ass, tits, or thighs?  Oh, stop it, I know you do!  And speaking of “delicious,” do you also like to cook?  Well, look no further, because I bring you the Bamboo Kitchen Tools set. These implements are used for a variety of things.  All 5 pieces can be used to spank and tease your submissive.  With different shapes and cut outs, you can choose the spoon...

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Kong-My Realistic Dong

Posted by on Mar 24, 2011 in April Fool's Reviews, Humor and Fun | 9 comments

Kong-My Realistic Dong

Kong is my favorite dong! I have found so many uses for him. What started out as a plaything, he has become a productive “member” of the family. He is made of rubber so he can withstand just about all elements. If only all dicks were this handy! Pros : Versatile,  Easy clean up Cons: May cause hairballs in cats and could take out an eye!   I have found so many new ways to use Kong. The possibilities are endless. I found 4 new uses before its demise…but we will get to that. I got a new wind-chime for my...

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April Fool’s Reviews

Posted by on Mar 23, 2011 in Events, Humor and Fun | 0 comments

April Fool’s Reviews

Last year we had our first ever April Fool’s Day reviews, complete with the first ever rumble for fake reviews. Well since everybody had such a blast, we decided to do it again! The rules are simple, write a fun review, and have fun doing it.  Remember, it’s not a real review, so get creative! You’ve got until Monday, April 4th to get all your entries in to Sam at [email protected] .com with a subject line of “April Fool’s Review.”  They’ll get posted right here on this fantabulous blog, and then on...

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Kraken Octo-pleaser

Posted by on Mar 23, 2011 in April Fool's Reviews | 13 comments

Kraken Octo-pleaser

Summary: Simply the best for the advanced tentacle crowd, never fails to please, great variety of size and texture, pre-lubed, this plug will leave you breathless and in a erotic euphoric bliss that can’t be beat. Pros: I don’t think I need to explain. Cons You don’t always get a big one. Use:  The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed this mythical sea monster off the deep is main reason I chose this plug for my blow hole, for my ass fetish with tentacles this is the “Holy grail” of ass play. I find...

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